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April 6th, 2005


02:53 am
Ok, so check it out
we just started doing faces in my drawing class.
i've become asfixiated with drawing faces only using very geometric shapes as shades and forming the face that way.
and from there i've just been generally fucking around.  I dunno what it is, maybe my drawing style has become
looser and lighter but i feel a huge improvement..  Just tonight i drew my first female figure from memory.  I think she's
pretty hot, but the picture here sucks.  I did it in my sketch book and it's about 5x3in.  Seeing as how i don't have
my digital camera here i had to use my camera phone and bite the bullet to send the email to myself.  So as of tonight
the picture has a value of about eighteen cents. 

She's worth every penny.

I think I'ma stay up all night and draw some more, i drew this cool looking tauren too and some other oddities.
how bad is it that WoW is budging into my work?

Current Music: buried beds - river

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March 25th, 2005


02:56 am

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November 2nd, 2004


10:52 pm - MOVIE PREVIEW FOR WINTER!
I have here for you, before anyone else, the chance... of a lifetime.
here before you is a glimpse, at the new blockbuster flash movie
to sweep where ever i put it!
join the screeming masses!
and turn on your fucking speakers!

http://www.deviantart.com/view/11964967/

and, on a side note....
FUCK MISSISSIPPI! and michigan and every other fucking state....
you've all voted against gay rights.... I am one of the 8%...

Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
Current Music: Eric Serra - She is Dead (the professional soundtrack)

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October 25th, 2004


12:16 am - ashlee, you silly fat fuck
i'll let it explain itself

http://www.somethingleet.com/temp/ashlee-fuckup.wmv

THEN! she has the balls to blame that shit on her band, pr reps were probably going apeshit

http://www.somethingleet.com/temp/ashlee-apology.avi

man she sucks! dumb bitch

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October 19th, 2004


10:48 pm - The Priest Which Hath No Name
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11575094/
ok, ok, i'm in history, and he's babbling on about christianity in the ancient world. I doodled this while he talked... i dunno why he looks like that, prolly cuz we talked about egyptian gods not too long ago (y'know, hawk heads and shit?). I don't have a scanner here, so i had to freehand it in real quick to show my cousin. The freehand didn't turn out half bad! so i worked at it, and voila, this is what flash can give me.
be sure to go to the full view, the black background sucks, if you go full it's grey.
i was gonna draw zombies and shit in class, hence the dramatic pose! but i ran outta time, and i didn't feel like drawing them now... finishing him was bad enough, i'd cut off my hand before starting in on some zombies or demons or something.
Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished
Current Music: Aguas de Marco

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October 11th, 2004


12:12 am - WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFT FUCKING OPEN JESUS FUCKING BETA GOD DAMNIT!!!!
you read the fucking title, now let the image rape your eyeballs and fuck your brain with the unbridaled greatness of FREE world of warcraft possibly WAY before it ever even fucking comes out!
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/
i swear to fucking god, if your computer is able to play this and i don't fucking see you on there I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU.
all of those that are going to play, you should go to http://clanmystic.freeserverhost.net/ . This is a clan that invited me during the Stress Test that i had the pleasure of participating in. It's a HORDE guild. If you weren't thinking of playing horde, you're a pussy bitch, and i'm sure i'll fucking kill you every time i see your gnomish self. Ok, go to the recuitment section, and make a post, but say that you're "Bubbahotep's" friend or brother, or mother, or whatever.... that's me... bubbahotep. yea, it's from that bruce campbell movie... what about it? This way, we can all play together, and be absolutely sure that we're on the same server. We'll play with them through open beta, then, either in retail (or in open beta) we'll break away and form the infamous "Zombie Pyrates"!!! or possiblye the "Dread Pirates". we'll talk about this later. we'll be the most notorious bad of fuckers this side of the mason dixie.

john, this means you, and my brother, so be sure you tell him... and you rudy, and you marty, and any of your friends! DO IT... if not for yourself, then for ME!
Current Music: Bob Log III - Boobscotch

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12:01 am - i... i love the venture bros.
ok, adult swim started out marvelously! sealab kicked ass, athf kicked ass, brak sucked, sg:c2c kicked ass and so forth. Eventually sealab and athf became less and less funny and more weird for the sake of being weird. And i'm not talking like funny weird, the last real funny episode i can remember is the Broodwitch episode. SGC2C got really funny, then they just totally dropped it. Adult swim became more artsy or "adult" and less actually funny, and more anime... bad anime at that. now they're just trying too hard. But there is a shining light that may redeem them! Sure family guy is great and so is futurama, but i've seen every episode 10 times at least. It's like the olden days of dbz, without the promise of new episodes. Venture bros. is by far the funniest show they've pulled outta their asses ever. you wanna know why it's so damned funny? does a show called the tick ring a bell? yea, that's him alright. plus, the character brock? he's totally the big dumb guy from the emperor's new groove.
for those of you who still like sealab 2021 and athf, i don't really see how. I miss the detective days of athf, it added a much funnier spin on the show, rather than just odd things happening all the time, with brak show drawings.... jesus i hate the brak show... and they freakin' brought it back! WHY? spin-offs suck ass, they should know that.
Current Music: Bob Log III - Land of a Thousand Swirling Asses

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October 6th, 2004


11:43 pm
ok, ok, so here i am, at usa right? at least, i'm sure that's right, i mean, in this universal bauble it is. elsewhere i am not. elsewhere i am out conquering worlds and fighting evil, or good for that matter. uh, i forgot where i was going with this
Current Music: Bob Log III - Log Bomb

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July 4th, 2004


06:33 pm - Gateway Laptop 450SX4
Does anyone have a gateway laptop, hopefully of this model number?
if you don't have this model but do have a laptop, could i borrow your ac adaptor for a spell? the specs are:
19v
4.2A
i just received this laptop with a shattered screen and i'ma gonna see if it works.
call me if you got it, or whatever
thanks

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July 2nd, 2004


03:21 am - cripes, it's 3:22!

all that i have to say, after a year of no posting is this:

back up bitch, cuz dat ass is too fat

think about that


Current Mood: [mood icon] groggy
Current Music: G. Love & Special Suace - Tommorrow Night

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May 26th, 2004


11:53 pm - (optional) <--- damn straight bitch
now how all yall fucktards doin!
i'm swell!
are you swell?
swoll like my diack biatch!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
whew, ah man my sides are split
hoooooooooooooooo doggies.

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July 31st, 2003


11:30 am - time to nuke the whales once more
Pensacola this weekend. It'll take about 2 1/2 hours to get there, but it's worth it. There will be a small detour on the way there. We'll be stopping in Mobile's own "skim hole." This is more or less a flat bend in a creek, so it should be some nice flat skimming, to warm up before we continue on to the real beach. Beautiful WHITE sandy beaches. Shells for you to walk and collect. No sewage. Tons of people for guys or gals to check out. Nice surf, for skimboarding or some light surfing.
So far the roster goes:
1. Me
2. Dusin G.
3.
4.
5.
6.

COME ON, you guys suck. live a little and soak up some sun. Pasty white skin died with the 1800s.
If, you for some reason are COOL and would like to go, bring some $$$ to chip in for gaz and food and drink.
There are places to rent surboards if it looks as though there be some surf (waves).
Not much summer left, don't let these nice days get away
Current Music: Fannypack - cameltoe

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July 18th, 2003


11:09 pm - For those of you who suck and don't want to go saturday
i'll be going again sunday, and almost every weekend for that matter. I'm taking o'gorman and possibly travis and an old msms chum. SO, same drill. CALL and even IF i'm not in, leave a MESSAGE with either my parents, OR the MACHINE. I know some of you don't like leaving messages, but i don't have caller ID so i'll never know if you've called unless you leave something for me. Also, please bear in mind that i'm probably not going to be the first to hear it so don't say anything that you think might get the parents in a huff.
thanks oodles,
droodles

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05:49 pm - SKIM BOARDIN'
ok, it's friday today, tomorrow would be saturday, but it's not. It's skimday, and i'd like a few folks to accompany me to gulf shores. All you'd need is a couple dollaz fo gas, some money fo food (there is a ci ci's near the beach or many other places), and whatever else you guys want to bring. I'd like at least 1 damn person to go with me, but i'm taking the mini-van so i can take around 5 or 6. So please, i'm going to the movies wit my parents at 7:30, so either call before then, during then and leave a message, or after then. PLEASE i'd like to leave at the latest 10 o'clock. It takes about 2 hours to get there. We could also come home whenever, i usually get home around 10, but we could get back sooner if you need to. CALL NOW. you don't have to skim, you could soak up the sun if you want to, just come damn it.

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March 16th, 2003


12:00 am - Respect
attention to those who think they can just walk in and treat my house as a trash can. I am sick of seeing trash everywhere after one of your jovial visits. This means everybody. I don't disrespect you guys in anyway, but you see fit to disrespect me almost constantly. I ask you use goddamned coasters, use them. Throw away your goddamned trash. and for the love of god recycle your fucking cans. On top of all of this. Since when did it become o.k. to not call to announce your coming? Just because in the PAST i told one or two of you to "go ahead and come over" this is not a constant thing. Also, it is not ok to stay in someone's house when they're not there. I used to not care when you'd be there for 5 minutes because i said you could wait for me there or pick up something. But when come home from school, and use my house as a place to throw trash instead of your own, this is not acceptable. Pam and i should not have to p ut out a stone anytime we want "alone time." Also, Learn to take hints. Do not just walk in, when the lights are out and you know for a fact that i'm in bed, with the lights out, most likely snoring, and ask the question "are you awake?" That is boneheaded and retarded, unless you know that i have to wake up at that very moment, for a good reason, not because you just want me to.
I'm saying this now because i know you all can read. You've seemed to have lost the ability to listen to me, so i'm writing this now. My parents are saints, they love you, and you treat them like shit. have any of you ever sat down and thought of what all my parents have done for you. Have you ever truley thanked them. This isn't just a request from me, it's from my parents and pam also. If you feel obligated to completely disregard this, then you obviously do not respect any of us, if you can't fulfil this tiny reasonable request. And if you can't respect me or my parents, then you aren't a true friend. Nobody else has to deal with this. I don't see why i should have to. I came home from msms, to be with you guys. If i find out that you guys really don't care about me, then why the hell did i come home over the false illusion that people like me and wanted me to be around. Sure you say that you come over to be with me, but i feel more like a doormat than your friend. Please, i like you guys, i do regard you as friends, but you can't have respect for people that don't have respect for you. Please, don't make me lose friends my senior year. Do as I ask.
If any of you feel offended by this note, think about what you've really done. Think back, this isn't recent, this has been over the coarse of a long time. "club hard" is no more.
besides all of this, i'm probably going to lose the appartment. Because out of the goodness of my mom's heart, she's taking in a complete stranger to stay with us free of charge. This stranger will probably show more respect than most of you have these past months.
I may sound like a jackass, but you don't like it when people treat you like dirt, and i sure as hell don't either. If you would please tell everyone else this, i woould appreciate it much. but, do not confront me with this. I'm putting my foot down, but i will pick it back up to put in your ass.
In the future when you need to get a hold of me, notes work, and so does my answering machine. You almost all have cell phones now, so use them, 2 minutes doesn't cost much.
I hope you all understand, and will follow. No one is exempt from this. If you feel that you are, then again, you must not respect me.

-Drew
Current Mood: [mood icon] indescribable

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February 27th, 2003


09:17 pm
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A HIGHLIGHTING CAP FOR ME 2 BORROW? I WANT TO RE-HIGHLIGHT IT AND STIZZUFF. So please, look deep within your homes, i'd love it, no you forever. thank you

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February 26th, 2003


06:11 pm
NEW IDEA FOR DA DAMNED VAN!

i propose cutting the whole back end of the van off. leaving the bottom frame and the driver's area. Then, with help from my dad who has had much experience with wood working (he used to build boats) i'm going to rebuild the back into a woodie. GOD DAMN, it'll be so much cheaper than paying for a real woodie, and i'll be able to make it look cool. so yea, i'm hoping to get a saw soon, so i can cut it good. yay, i just thought of it too and dad said a-ok. so rock out!

oh yea, it's our senior year, so everybody should be nice to each other, it's only right.

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February 16th, 2003


08:15 pm
A great storm rose up, sending waves of rage 'cross our bow. sadly, the lad in charge of communications was washed o'er board. next port call shall hopefully bring this vessel new voice.

land lubber translation:
the storm the other night has fried our phones here at da hard house. hopefully it'll all be fixed by tomorrow, considering i don't have a cell phone.
Current Music: Weezer - The Sweater Song

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January 28th, 2003


07:18 pm - SEX WAX
yay!
new order of sex wax coming in!
got all the different flavors!
Coconut, Strawberry, Pineapple, and Grape!
Current Music: Spongebob & Plankton - F.U.N.

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January 23rd, 2003


06:59 pm - I BE AN RETARDEDEDED
http://blazingdirtystyle.freeservers.com/

Go here and tell me what you think!
You'd better DAMN WELL have flash,
udda-wise i will kick you in da NEUTZ!
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
Current Music: patsy cline - walking after midnight

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